My "rebuttal" to a guys blog about "Dating"

My response is the obvious in BLACK BOLD lettering.. Thank you Alec --- Folks-- check him out here Alec's Awesome Rants..

The dating game, keep the ball in your court!

AUGUST 26, 2012 BY RANTTOPIA

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Dating is a game, anyone who refuses to play it, ends up being played unknowingly.  I will give you step by step dating instructions on how to play things so you are always in control. (oh this oughta be good.. dating tips, from a GUY)

If possible, get a distraction.  It doesn’t have to be anything serious, but make sure you have at least one person on the back burner so that you have a distraction.  What I am about to tell you only works if you can maintain your composure.  Maintaining composure is hard to do when you’re waiting for someone to text you. (so start off as a cheating idiot.. yeah.. that’s gonna work… NO, don’t do this.. how about just get to know ONE girl?-- sure you aren't OFFICIALLY "IN A RELATIONSHIP" on facebook- but starting off with this type of banana shit isn't gonna fly.. not with an AWESOME girl. (like me.) )

**think you won't get caught.. I beg to differ.. it doesn't take much for a girl to catch on and FB makes it SO MUCH EASIER now days... thank you FB. 

The first rule is never be the last one to text and always keep the ball in your court.  If he or she was the last one to text you, wait a while before texting that person back.  If you do not do that, you will give the other person to much security and they will become complacent.  In other words, you always want the other person to thinking that you might not be into them.(I made it to the first line and threw up.. Soooo.. let’s play a game.. but it shouldn’t matter, since you have “one on the back burner” just move along to that one until this one texts back.. scum)

This next trick only works if the other person genuinely likes you.(umm..)  If you were a one night stand (at this point you already realize you're a whore), it won’t matter what you do, you won’t get another text or phone call until they want more action.(which you'll fall for..) If you somehow got yourself into a situation where you feel you’re being ignored, and you’re not just a one night stand, there is only one thing you can do.  You have to do this word for word, or it won’t work.

1.  Stop all forms of contact with that person, even facebook.(screams I’m not interested, leave me alone.. well.. In the adult world it does.)

2.  Eventually they will try to contact you, no matter what happens, you have to ignore that attempt at all costs.  After the attempt is made wait a few hours and if the person is on your facebook, post something random and breezy.  An good example would be, loving life!(lie, like the majority of dummies on fb, got it.)

3.  Eventually, it may even be a day or two later, the other person will text you again.  They might be a little upset or annoyed, this is normal.  At that point, text them right back and act like nothing happened.  Say, “hey, sorry I didn’t text you back, I saw it, but them got busy and forgot.  Whats up:).(Oh, wait .. I see what we’re doing here.. now I’m the liar, not just them.. ahhh, ok.. good!! now that we're on the same page.. lemme get the guy on the back burner on board.. )

We all know when we like someone we will wake up at 4 am because we thought we heard the phone go off.  We will get excited when or phones ring, just to be disappointed with it’s not that special someone.  Telling them you forgot will trigger a subconscious response.  They will be fine that you were busy and forgot, but the fact that you forgot will bother them and they will try harder.(or again, think you aren’t interested and move on with their life—QUICKLY throwing you in the FRIEND ZONE)***( BTW.. if this MOTHER effer is texting me at 4am, we are gonna have a bigger problem to deal with -- nevermind back burner broad..)

This will do two very important things.  First it will put the ball in your court and make them chase you.  Second it will let you know they like you more than just a friend with benefits.  If they didn’t, they wouldn’t have made that many attempts to talk to you.  It changes the game and it changes the tide from you chasing them to them chasing you. Be careful, guys are possessive creatures and even if they don’t like you, they may act a certain way to keep you around and on the hook.(ohh.. lemme get this straight.. you’ve had sex with this person and you aren’t sure if they like you vice versa.. ok recognize this as a sign YOU’RE A SLUT.. AND this does 3 things not 2 see above (FZ) )

You can use this more than once, but eventually it stops working.  Of course you need to keep playing the game after this is complete. Enjoy

This is by far the dumbest advice ever.. AND NOW I understand the mind of a guy… So, the ones who say they don’t want to play a game? ARE PLAYING A GAME? Okkkk.. Got it.. Guys should be happy there’s slutty chics in the world that will sleep with them, regardless.. all while good girls sit here and blog about how dating in her 30s is miserable.. and she’ll just continue to work on self improvement, soon be successful and rich, and forget all about little ol him! Hahahah..(and probably fall in love with the distraction/back burner guy..)

I look forward to more responses to you, Alec.. Good work! 

Xoxox Alec!