FINALLY I'm a blogger.

After listening to the advice of many of my friends I decided to take my everyday show(my mouth) to a blog site and share what comes out of the big hole on my face with you-- the cyber world.. 

I will rarely have anything educational (in the textbook sense) to say. Most of this is going to be things you all WANT to say, but are afraid of what others will think IF you actually said it.. I am hoping to turn this typing to video soon because let's face it.. Me telling the story would be better than you having to read it.. 

Why am I blogging? 

Because I'm funny. And the majority of what comes out of my mouth is actually important.. However, I'm not good with words- I just tend to blurt out the first thought. And I really feel that Facebook isn't ENOUGH avenue for me and all my thoughts. (plus people are probably annoyed with me there)

Disclaimer.. 

I'm going to hurt feelings and if you know me-- you know this will happen. I've never been one to hold back on saying what I think, calling people out, or sugar-coating anything and I pride myself on that. 

My promise to you is that I will try my hardest to keep your name out of this.. Most likely if you are a terrible person and the world needs to know it-- I will have no problem giving every clue that points to you-- without saying your real name-- only because I don't want to get sued.. 

Will you like me?

My answer to this is Yes.. There will be times you will hate what I say because it is about you and you know it-- or maybe you are having a bad day and looking for someone to hate and I can be that girl? I'm too old at this point to make more friends and let's be honest-- most of the FRIENDS I've made, I made between 1st and 12th grade (maybe those few blurry years after) and those I've made in the Air Force.. I can literally count on one foot (who uses hands?) the REAL friends I've made outside of these means.. 

Stay Tuned.. I feel I have the secret to so many situations in life, hell-- maybe even to LIFE itself.. I will tell you one thing I'm sure of-- I got a lot to say.. and I'm ready to do just that..